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Two and a Half Men

2003Unknown runtime7.4 / 1012 seasons

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Season 1

24 episodes available

Episode 1: Pilot

23m

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards

21m

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

21m

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

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Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

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Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

21m

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

19m

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

21m

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

21m

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

19m

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Episode 9: Phase One, Complete

21m

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving

21m

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

20m

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones

21m

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan

20m

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas

21m

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

21m

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan

21m

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

20m

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick

21m

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

19m

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21m

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing

21m

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

21m

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo

21m

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?

21m

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.